With a catchy title like that, most people would read this article with great anticipation. People with back and neck pain are often desperate to find relief and search high and low for minimally invasive treatments to assist them in regaining their pain-free level of function. It is precisely because of the vulnerability of back pain patients that centers who aggressively advertise the latest "LASER" or “MINIMALLY INVASIVE” treatments are so troubling. Most of the centers that spend considerable money advertising, highlighting testimonials and reporting miracle cures with band-aid type of surgery are considered by true spine care physicians as being shameful and predatory on the desperate patient population searching for help.